I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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