were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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