I don't remember. Are we still dating?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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