Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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