Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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