is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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