I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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