are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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