You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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