Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm going to jail i love you
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
