Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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