So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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