susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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