Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
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