You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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