she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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