i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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