Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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