Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
high people should be assigned attendants
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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