I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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