absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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