I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Randomize
