I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You peed on a flamingo?!?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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