just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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