watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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