Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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