Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I can't turn off my feet"
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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