Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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