question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I am naked and annoyed.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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