I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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