glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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