This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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