He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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