Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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