at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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