I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Randomize
