Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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