you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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