You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
where are my eyebrows?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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