Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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