it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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