North Korea, Best Korea!
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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