He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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