I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
do herpes really smell.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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