wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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