Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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