I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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