My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
