I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
