After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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