she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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