Whoa Z and x make the same sound
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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